Standard Disclaimer: This is less a series that a collection of surreal, immature, farcical shorts. Reading the others isn't necessary, or even beneficial, but if you didn't like those you probably won't like this one, either.

Take Off Your Clothes 7: Grinnin' In Your Face

by: McKinley Morganfield

+ Ranma, no. What's gotten into you anyway?

- Look, Akane, it's settled. We're going to.

+ I said no! P-chan's my pet! I can't just put him in that cage!

- You didn't even care, before. Why does it matter so much to you now?

+ You *know* why, Ranma.

- No, I don't think I do. You tell me.

+ I...well, why do you care anyway? I thought you didn't even *like* P-chan! Don't be such a bully!

- Shut up! God! You make it out like it's such a big thing!

+ Why shouldn't I?

- Because it's nothin'! Look...you remember why I got the cage, don't you?

+ Yeah, I know why you got the cage, Ranma.

- Tell me. I want you to tell me why I got the cage.

+ So you could put Shampoo in it.

- Right! And you know how much I hate cats. Deathly scared of them. You know that. So why is it such a big thing to put P-chan in the cage?

+ Ranma! It wasn't *my* idea to put Shampoo in the cage and make her watch! It was yours...so don't make it out like I owe you something.

- Don't tell me you didn't get off on it, though.

+ No! It was too weird!

- That's not what you were screaming, at the time.

+ Ok! So I admit! So I liked it. So what?

- So let me do the same with P-chan. Just once.

+ No!

- Damn it, Akane! He's just your pet pig! I mean, he's nothing more. He's not going to even know what's happening. It's no big deal!

+ Then why do you care whether he's watching or not?

- I just do, Akane. I can't explain. I just do.

FIN

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Hmmm...This was going to be longer, and make Ranma cruder and "The Thief" like, but I liked it too much in this abbreviated form. I might do a longer version if I get the time. If you enjoyed the short I'd appreciate a reply. Thanks for reading,

Muddy